distractedbyshinyobjects:

plintoon:


zoann:


nonimaginaryfriend:


disgruntledsquids:




Old hag by *veprikov
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.


I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS


I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY


Im sobbing.


Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
Enjoy!


I firmly believe that posts like this are why Tumblr exists.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

plintoon:

zoann:

nonimaginaryfriend:

disgruntledsquids:

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

Im sobbing.

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 
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Enjoy!

I firmly believe that posts like this are why Tumblr exists.

(Source: willardhewitts, via malibubarbiethepinkprincess)

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

(via joshpeck)

I don’t have a temper.

(Source: lydiamarty, via fuckyeah-orangeisthenewblack)

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

(via kingsleyyy)

surprisebitch:

on point

(Source: perrabasica, via pizza)

tumboy:

50 Cent in Malefiftycent [x]

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

(via joshpeck)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via kingsleyyy)

pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

(via pizza)

(Source: kuricon, via pizza)