theseluckystars:

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

New threat to anyone who’s being mean: “I’ll call you an assh*le on the dedication page of my next book.”

(via pizza)

Anonymous said: What's your favorite position?

cuntakinte:

In bed counting your dads money

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs, via joshpeck)

trillavanilluh:

HAHAHAH

(Source: rocket-wild, via unique-ful)

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via skin-and-bonex0)

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via manda)

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

little-invisible-me:

gracechey:

Tell me how this show isn’t on Netflix like srsly

It’s on Canadian Netflix…

(via skin-and-bonex0)