toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

(via pizza)

(Source: embraceyourboing, via guy)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via guy)

holly-oritse-jls:

imgrimshady:

best-of-funny:

fifth-harmony:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win


DID HE WIN

but DID HE

holly-oritse-jls:

imgrimshady:

best-of-funny:

fifth-harmony:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

loki-dokey:

nightmareloki:

driinababy:

worst possible time to find out about your superpowers

Oh my GOD

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Just gonna post this again because ohmYGOD

did he win

DID HE WIN

but DID HE

(Source: meme4u, via guy)

(via guy)

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

(via guy)

(Source: dicknails, via pizza)

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

(via guy)

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via guy)

b0ssbiitchbarbiie:

that looks like an instant panic attack 

b0ssbiitchbarbiie:

that looks like an instant panic attack 

(Source: sigsigkei)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via guy)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via guy)