Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

(via manda)

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

(via pizza)

(Source: stripedsweater)

tbdressfashion:

elegant wedding dress
stylelist-tidebuy:

Gray Heart-shaped Long Sleeves Round Neckline T-shirt

vinesnow:

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH / Vine By: Gio Volpe
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

(Source: vinesnow, via pizza)

animalrights-humanlefts:

cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay

(via sexual-feelings)

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

usagiwaffles:

so this happened

(via pizza)